-Have you ever been guilty of looking at others
your own age and thinking,-

surely I can't look that old?

Well.. You'll love this one.

My name is Cathy and I was sitting
in the waiting room
for my first appointment with a new dentist.

I noticed his DDS diploma,
which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome,
dark-haired boy with the same name
had been in my high school class
some 30-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy
that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him,

however,I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding,gray-haired man
with the deeply lined face
as way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth,
I asked him
if he had attended Morgan Park High School .
'Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a mustang,'
he gleamed with pride.

'When did you graduate?
He answered, in 1975. Why do you ask?'
'You were in my class!', I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.

Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat ass,
 gray-haired decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked,

'What did you teach ???'"

Have a good day.